fionagoddess:

    Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler.

    (via mrnathandrake)

    mmanalysis:

    onlylolgifs:

    You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

    Or you can tip the glass closer to the spout. 

    Seriously, I wonder about some of you sometimes.

    (via expederest)

    comedycentral:

    Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

    And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

  1. shodobear:

    stunningpicture:

    A grape, wearing a raspberry.

    I am froot.

    (via giveme-yourworst)

    riddlemeroxy:

    ath-na:

    he’s a keeper

    I have reblogged this SO many times

    (Source: kazi-is-amazing, via i-am-lauren)

  2. ultrafacts:

    reinatamblr:

    reinatamblr:

    bye-bye-deadman:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

    Those deer going to start an uprising.

    I will find me some deer in July and see if this is really true

    The deer really do roam the city freely. Although they congregate mainly in the park, they traverse around different parts of the city by pedestrian crossing. They seem to observe traffic rules. The males pose steadily when they see a camera, while the females shy away from the lens. They tolerate your touch as long as there is that potential promise of food. No food no touch. They can be aggressive (I pity the lady who was head butted and charged by a deer with 30cm antlers, but for the most part they mostly nip at your clothing and run against you to get attention. I told a deer “dame” (don’t in Japanese) and he stopped rubbing his head against me, took a step back, and started “rubbing” his head in the empty space next to me, which I think is considered bowing.

    (via nxte)

    idontcareforgob:

    officialgarrusvakarian:

    we-are-star-stuff:

    zerostatereflex:

    An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

    Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

    I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

    Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

    Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

    An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

    Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

    (via blindbankers)

  3. arrowsforpens:

    fuck-kirk:

    fuck-kirk:

    okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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